The Tramp is back! The second issue of Zombie Tramp is even more violent and boob-filled than the first! Janey Belle wakes from fresh death, hungry and filled with anger and confusion. The opening panels of the comic show her staggering out of an alley way in her panties, dripping gore from her wounds and slightly rotten effluence. Two drunks stumble upon her, and quickly assess her 'assets' to be worth their attention. She quickly bites the face off the first and decapitates the second in a single movement. This first scene lays the foundation for the rest of the issue.
Janey meets up with a busty black woman, who I assume is the queen of the dead (this is gleaned from her apparent command of legions of zombies and a skull themed loin cloth). This black mistress of death decides to aid Janey in her quest for revenge. She also recognizes that Janey is very special, for she has retained her soul even in death. Together, they set their wicked sights on Madame George and her streetwalkers (Janey makes a costume change first, of course more revealing than the last).
When Janey Belle busts in (pun intended), Madame George and her hussie brigade pull nines and start blasting her. She loses an arm(and one of her pasties), but not her thirst for blood and revenge. Her black mentor teaches her that she can replace her arm by taking one from someone else, and so she does so (gruesomely I might add). The hussies are toast, and Madame George hurries his hairy behind into the back room for a knife he has stashed under his bed.
Janey Belle ignores the pleas of her former pimp and walks slowly across the room (dripping buckets of her victims blood). At the last minute, Madame George plunges the knife deeply into Janey's breast, but the blade is ineffective. Janey bites the top of Madame George's head off. AWESOME.
I totally loved this one as much as I loved the first (can you say GUILTY PLEASURE?). The story (as you can see) is crazy gory and the context is just hilarious. Once again I repeat: If you don't like comic nudity or panties or pasties, steer clear of this comic.
Chad de Lisle is a newly married college student in Utah. He spends much of his day with his wife Hilary and their dog Bobby Dylan. He spends his weekends as a Dungeon Master for his friend's Dungeon's and Dragon's games.
His website:
http://www.resmirch.com/
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